I know
-- you have no idea what the crazy things on this website are, all you
know is that you are unfortunately bound by blood or by love (or worse,
both!) to some nut who loves this stuff.
Neal at TheWarStore
understands -- really he does! He also understand if he doesn't do something
that will make your gift giving easier then you will take your money somewhere
else. And that would be a tragedy for him errrr... for your beloved gift
recipient! That is why Neal at TheWarStore has created just for you the perfect
gift - TheWarStore Gift Certificate.
TheWarStore Gift
Certificate
is a wonderful way for you to express your love for the special wargamer in
your life. Always the right size, always the right color, and always appreciated
much more than a fruitcake or another 'clothes present'. And they are redeemable
for anything we sell on this site, for up to a year after you purchase them!
For your convenience we
offer TheWarStore Gift Certificates below in any
denomination you choose. And we can send TheWarStore Gift Certificate
anywhere, to anybody with an email address.
Of course, to be completely
honest with you our Gift Certificates do not look anything like the one
in the picture above.
You see most stores have about an 85% redemption
rate on Gift Certificates and have no problem dressing them up a bit
with all of the profits they make from people who don't really want
anything from Old Navy, Nordstorm or Lane Bryant. Department stores LOVE
to sell you gift certificates. Wargamers on the
other hand are a different lot altogether. The average time between
joyful receipt of one of our Gift Certificates and it's ecstatic
redemption is about 23 and 1/2 minutes. We have a 100% redemption
rate, so unfortunately we can't afford the fancy presentation shown above.
So being the web saavy chepaskates we are, all of our Gift Certificates are emailed directly from TheWarStore Shopping Cart.
If you wish you can have it emailed right to the recipient for instant gratification. Or you can tell the Shopping Cart to email it to you and then you can print it up, wrap it, and hand present it. The shopping cart doesn't care either way, and since we dont have to mail anything, we both save on Shipping Costs! And of course your beloved recipient is certain to return your generosity with copious
thanks and grateful love for at least a year...just in time for you to buy them
another TheWarStore Gift Certificate!
Ahhh, the circle of
retail... Neal remains a lowly servant of life's continual rhythms.
